The main gangsters of Tatsulok come with all guns blazing, but sometimes their humor is on fire, too. Case in point: Orcus (Christian Vasquez) and Selene (Dimples Romana)’s funny ‘asaran’.

Dimples is known for her savage dialogues on screen, while Christian is so good at playing a macho guy that’s ‘gwapong-gwapo sa sarili’. Combine these thespic qualities and the results are fiery ‘bardagulan’ moments that crack us up.

Let us re-watch their most hilarious back-and-forth via this Kapamilya Update video.

In the first scene, Orcus couldn’t help but admire Eros (Jake Cuenca) for being efficient, while his own henchman Apollo (Richard Gutierrez) watched in silence. Well, this is not an Orcus scene without the self-glorifying statements. He said that Eros’s work reminds him that he is as great. And since Selene was there, he didn’t let pass the chance to tell her, “I miss you.” How did Selene react? *Bombastic side eye*

Selene hates how Orcus loves to be the center of attention. While they were at the pool, he stood in front of her and asked who between them is insecure. Unbothered, Selene called it hallucination, “Alam mo, Orcus, nagha-hallucinate ka na. Ang kailangan mo ay maraming maraming maraming kape para kabahan ka naman.”

He retorted that they could work as a tandem, “You never know, baka may mangyaring maganda sa ating dalawa.” The statement alone was enough to make Selene feel nauseous, more so when Orcus took off his polo top and shorts. The equally dramatic Selene took out her sunglasses and looked so disgusted at the GGSS guy who just sat on the lounger beside hers.

Even without dialogue, they manage to let each other know how they feel. In Selene’s case, it’s nothing but ‘yuck’ factor, rolling her eyes as Orcus played with his drink. Priam (Albert Martinez) earlier noticed the ‘bardagulan’ and told them to stop their games, to which Orcus defended himself and said he’s not ‘pikon’ unlike others.

In the next scene, Selene stormed to Orcus’ car shop after an attack at her place. While he maintained his innocence and that he’ll never harm her, the pick-up lines and calling her “babe” provoked Selene, she threw a bullet at Orcus’ favorite car, which is his original “babe.”

Of course, we can’t leave out the scene where he brought up their alleged romantic past, boasting about himself as her “pinakamagandang pagkakamali.” Selene’s only response was, “Disgusting! Kilabutan ka nga!”

In the final scene in this video, he invited her to his place to discuss an important matter. He asked her to sit on his chair, then leaned closer as he typed in his laptop password, which reads, “SELENEBABE.” Lol!

Selene’s reaction was both fierce and funny: “Lumayo ka, Orcus, babarilin kita!”

Catch this hilarious tandem in The Iron Heart, weeknights, on Kapamilya Channel, Kapamilya Online Live, TV5 and A2Z.