Veteran actor-comedian Lou Veloso adds more color to FPJ’s Batang Quiapo as Noy, the BFF and plus-one of Charo Santos’ character, Tindeng, in the Dimaguiba abode. Since his younger years (then portrayed by Karl Medina), Noy has had a plethora of witty ‘hirits’ which has endeared him to the audience.

Check out some of his funny lines via this Friday 5 video.

Since he is considered part of the family, Noy is aware of the issues surrounding the Dimaguibas. He knows every member to the core, thus he dubbed David (McCoy de Leon) “Boy Tutol" when the latter lashed out at Tanggol (Coco Martin) for taking two orphaned kids under his wing. And when Rigor (John Estrada) was surprisingly calm that morning, he remarked, “Maganda ‘ata ang gising!”

In the next scene, exhausting all their means to produce Tindeng’s bail, Noy asked Santino (Ronwaldo Martin) to bring their old television set to the pawnshop. However, Santino and Marites (Cherry Pie Picache) weren’t in favor, and he had a hilarious response: “Alangan naman isanla ko ang sarili ko ‘no? Ay, luma na rin pala ako.”

Kicking around ideas on their strategies to earn more and pay Roda (Joel Lamangan), their greedy landlord, Noy commented, “Sana mas dumami ang problemado sa ating bansa." Tindeng and Marites had sharp reactions, to which he countered, “O, ‘di ba ‘pag maraming problema, maraming nagsisimba. O, tingnan n’yo, ‘pag pasukan ang daming nagpupunta sa simbahan dahil naghahanap o humihingi ng pang-tuition.”

And when people flock to the Quiapo church, they could sell more religious items. However, Tindeng had a more positive idea, “Ang hilingin mo na lamang ay patuloy tayong biyayaan ng Panginoong Diyos para mas maraming magsimba.” Noy retorted, “May punto naman kayo.” Then, he looked up the sky, “Panginoon, sana ambunan ng swerte ang lahat ng tao para hindi naman kay Roda lang napupunta ang lahat ng benta namin.”

The trio struggled in the succeeding days as Roda swept all of their earnings. So, Noy, asked Tindeng to consult her cards, “Hulaan mo nga kung makakaraos tayo.”

In the final scene in this video montage, Tindeng expressed guilt upon learning that her grandson Tanggol managed to bail her out by stealing money and jewelry from Roda, the landlord who provoked her and sent her to jail. Noy assured Tindeng that it was simply karmic justice. “Hindi, mali pa rin,” Tindeng reflected. Noy reacted, “Mas mali kung lalamig ang pansit.” Tindeng laughed at her best friend’s joke and they shared pancit for merienda.

Catch all episodes of FPJ’s Batang Quiapo, weeknights, on Kapamilya Channel, Kapamilya Online Live, TV5, and A2Z.