Vice Ganda shared the "Alamat ng Divisoria" on It's Showtime Wednesday, October 9.
After working as a telecommunicator, Vice joined pageants as a part-time because he realized his beauty would be a waste if he will not earn from it.
However, it was in joining pageants that he realized he was just wasting money because he spent so much on makeup and registration fees, but never won.
Hence, he decided to sell fabric in Divisoria, instead.
After which, he shared the "Alamat ng Divisoria."
The story began with two friends who decided to play in a vacant lot.
"Nung unang panahon, panahon ng Hapon, may isang magandang lugar sa puso ng Ka-Maynilaan. Isa itong malawak na lupain - bakante at maraming pananim. Sa kabilang lungsod ay may mga banyaga na gustong bilhin ang bakanteng lugar na ito. Isang mayamang pamilya ng mga Chinese," he started.
"Isang araw, ang anak ng tagapangalaga ay naglaro sa bakanteng loteng ito. Ang pangalan niya ay Divi. Naglalaro si Divi hanggang ang anak naman ng mayamang pamilya sa lungsod ay nakita siya. Ang pangalan naman nito ay si Chekchek. Pumunta si Chekchek sa lupain. Sabi ni Divi 'halika, mag-laro tayo,'" he continued.
The Unkabogable Star then went on to describe how the two played.
"Inalog alog nila ang mga puno, inalog alog nila ang mga halaman," he said while acting like he was doing so.
The two friends then spotted birds flying above them.
"Nakita ni Divi may lumilipad na maraming ibon sa malawak na lugar na 'yon. Sabi ni Chekchek 'ang ganda ng mga ibon. Makulay ang mga ibon'," he said while acting out every word.
"Sabi ni Divi, sadyang makulay ang mga ibon sa lugar na ito. Sila ang naninirahan sa mga luntiang puno na naririto," he narrated.
Chekchek suggested capturing the birds, but Divi refused. However, the former did not listen and went on to do what she wanted.
"Hindi nakinig si Chekchek. Kumuha si Chekchek ng tirador. Tinirador niya ang ibon," he said.
The bird was shot and it fell, while Divi cried and hugged the bird.
When Chekchek saw that the bird was still moving, he tried to shoot it again but ended up shooting Divi, instead. She apologized to Divi by saying: "Divi, sorry ah."
"At 'yon ang alamat ng Divisoria," Vice Ganda ended.