Vice Ganda shared how he was made on It's Showtime Tuesday, October 8.
According to Vice, it only took his father 15 minutes to make him. He shared the "Alamat ni Vice Ganda" story step-by-step.
"Pumasok ‘yung tatay ko sa kwarto. Pumunta sa harapan ng kama, lumuhod," he narrated
While sharing, he clarified that his mother was laying down on the bed while his father was doing the aforementioned actions.
"Lumuhod ‘yung tatay ko tapos hinawakan niya ‘yung puson ng nanay ko. Pumikit ang tatay ko, pumikit din ang nanay ko," he continued.
"Tapos bumulong ‘yung tatay ko sa nanay ko. Sabi ng tatay ko 'Alam kong gusto mo.' Sabi naman ng nanay ko 'Oo,'" he said while smiling.
"'H'wag kang mag-alala. Bilisan lang natin 'to," his father told his mother. He said their eyes were closed while his father was still holding his mother's tummy. While doing so, his father prayed.
"Panginoon, ang tanging gusto ng asawa ko ay magkaanak ng isang cute na cute na sanggol," he said.
According to him, the prayer took less than 10 minutes, leaving his parents five minutes.
"So may limang minuto pa. Anong ginawa nila?" he said in a teasing tone.
In those five minutes, his mother felt something move inside her tummy.
"Don niya nalaman, may kabag pala siya," the comedy superstar joked.
The day after, his mother put her urine in a bottle. His father then went out to get it tested.
"Malungkot siya. Positive. Drug test pala," he concluded.
He shared that it really is true that those who participate in the fertility dance in Obando get blessed fast because of their faith.
"’Yung iba nagpupunta sa Bulacan, sa Obando, ilang minuto lang 'yon bibigyan agad. May iba talaga mabilis lang. Idinadasal lang. Faith," he stated.