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Vice Ganda's 7 Most Bitter Hugot Lines
3. “Ayoko na ng player . . . Referee na ang gusto ko. At least kung referee, alam niya na pag foul may penalty.”

A Mario Maurer look-alike, who practically has the audience screaming their hearts out, joins Tawag ng Tanghalan. When the hosts learn that the contender is a basketball player, Vice just couldn’t help but advise everyone of his change of heart.

4. “Alam mo kung bakit ayoko nang [mag-punchline] sa pag-ibig? Kasi . . . sa pag-ibig ako lagi ang joke.”

Right before Valentine’s Day, Karla Estrada tells her friend Vice Ganda that she has a gift for him and it’s just a sidecar because, after all, he’s single. Vice seems to have a hard time coming up with a retort prompting Mariel Rodriguez to laughingly comment that he can’t think of a comeback. But then, very somberly and almost in a whisper, Vice utters our fourth mapait-pa-sa-ampalaya hugot line.

5. “Malamang ihinto ko na ang pagkain ng ampalaya dahil na-realize ko ang pagkain ng ampalaya ay nagbibigay lang ng pait sa buhay ko. Pero alam mo ba kung ano yung pinakamapait na ampalaya? Ampalayain ka.”

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