Vice Ganda’s wit and Mahal’s infectious laughter were made for a double dose of good vibes. Watch them answer hilarious questions in Gandang Gabi Vice’s “Vice AdVice Express.”
Within three minutes, Mahal read as many questions as she could while Vice gave answers. On the first question, “Bakit paa ang ginagamit na panlakad ng tao?” Vice said it would be more difficult to use the nose instead.
He also said blood is red because if it’s black, it means you’re a squid. An airplane flies because it’s already loaded with passengers. Asked why an elephant doesn’t have the ability to fly, Vice explained, “Dahil kawawa naman ang mababagsakan.”
One question read, “Bakit may tartar ang ngipin?” to which the Unkabogable star replied, “Ikaw itong nag-ipon, ako tatanungin mo.” “Bakit kailangan buksan ang zipper?” “Dahil ibon man ay may layang lumipad.”
Vice also had funny answers to ‘life-changing’ questions such as why do we breathe. He said it’s for people to confirm if you brushed your teeth.
Mahal asked, “Bakit ang kalabaw naglalaway?”
Vice answered, “Malamang nakita ka.”
Check out Vice and Mahal’s hilarious Q&A in this throwback video!